Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.
(via only1600kids)
I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator
It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.
Crying
*Calmly* “Here, the angler fish compares its camouflaging skills to that of a flounder, also a master–”
*Not so calmly* “HOLY CRAP, did you– what the FU–?!?!”
Here is a full playlist of all 25 “True Facts about x” videos Ze Frank has ever made. They’re all just as fantastic as this one. You’re welcome.
He’s the same guy who made that Thanksgiving Etiquette video, too
He’s the voice of god
“to the female anglerfish, the human male is nothing but a loud, annoying pair of gonads”
GOLD
same way we are to human females tbh
(via only1600kids)
if you wanna be my lover you gotta be able to rip a log in half with your bare hands
(via thebootydiaries)
Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly
(via thebootydiaries)
TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.
(via thebootydiaries)
